my mom doesn’t even text me back
Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
ORCHESTRA STEREOTYPES - EXTENDED EDITION
FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:
FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:
COR ANGLAIS/ENGLISH HORN:
(get it because low notes on the contra sound like…)
(another solo?! you shouldn’t have…)
(edited some of the gifs!)
as a former clarinet player I can confirm the clarinet part
Oh look at that, you defeated the final boss
It would be a shame
if they were to have another form
when you finish reading a book you read really fast and you’re like wait i should’ve read that slower
This is to be the next biggest holiday.
are you fuckin kidding me
This dog drives better than most humans